uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row
(via galehawthorne)
I’ll figure something out
“Where you been all day?”
“Fishin”
Women may want you but the fish refuse to live in fear anymore.
What kind of fight do you bring this to
A swordfish fight, obviously
(via courtorderedcake)
(via charincharge)
it’s ok, witcher fandom, in 12 years geralt will turn back into david tennant
